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Sunday, July 31, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Jaeger Wins
It all started on Saturday May 7th, when Snatch stopped by the Portal House, with our new investor, Michelle. Interesting things unfolded as we drained a bottle of chilled Jagermeister. With in several hours, Snatch informed me she was driving up to Wisconsin and I needed to go with them both. To PR the area and chat with bands and the like for the show. Some follows here only! On Video on the new NNS website for the NEW BEER420. Find us on Facebook!
This is after finishing the bottle, Snatch has asked me to travel to Wisconsin, and demanded I take an oath of punishment if I backed out. The punishment for not going, another ASS SHOT. A place I do not wish to return to. The videos are raw footage. The bottle went fast, and so did we shortly after this video, we spontaneously jumped in Michelle's Ranger and headed out at 12:30 am in the morning.
The second take: Snatch demands I state "AGAIN"
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Comedy Liners
TWITTER FEEDS
If I was overseas fighting the taliban, and some dude comes to me stupid in a dress, I'd shoot their ass. The dress is wrong - red flag #1
"Excuse me Mam, You are standing on my Penis." - Nabz
I say- Let the Rabbits wear glasses!
Hey Snatch WhERED you go? Get your ass to work!
In the name of the great classics Your Despicable."
Time for a new Bob the Fish, needing more ideas, send em to the post in http://nnsbeerthirty.blogspot.com
COD I am pwning you PvP Ninjah :) ~
An IDIOT, someone thats worried about the outlook of someone you haven't been involved with for 1 year or more.
OMG Ok, I have officially banned FAMILY GUY, STAR WARS because they interpret, Obi Wan as being the CHILD MOLESTER, where'd they get that?
'I am Darh vader, I do troopers anyway that I can."
'Hey buddy you got a gun?" Yeah I got me a rail gun, a 22, a couple 357 and a plasma pistol, whatcha lookin for? lol - Nabz N James
Religions brainwashing masses into following and killing those that don't believe what they do? we are in Fallout 3 right now, Fallout vegas
Me and James have realized, Springfield Mo is like a giant storm launcher! The storms hit OZARK MTS and then launch and land east of us
Druids are satanists - lol, James, (Bro you gotta study a lil more bro, sorry, hahahahahahaha )
You got better odds o runnin thro a cornfeild neckid, den drivin @ this point n time w/ the amount o alcohol you got in ya. Keys captured.
OMFG, Being attacked by a dog, and left my DOGGIE treats in my other pants AGAIN...... I wish I wouls wuit doi- this.... ahhh HELP!
Show me a womens ASS, and I can tell ya how many miles are on it - James, friend to the Portal House.
Nipple lickin love, see Snatch for more info, email him at nabznsnatch.beerthirty.com subject: Snatch n Ballz, and make ur request.
On the porch of the Portal House, prodution studio for BEER 30 and Backhand Studios, Tippin a Beer to our followers!
(STAY TUNED)
If I was overseas fighting the taliban, and some dude comes to me stupid in a dress, I'd shoot their ass. The dress is wrong - red flag #1
"Excuse me Mam, You are standing on my Penis." - Nabz
I say- Let the Rabbits wear glasses!
Hey Snatch WhERED you go? Get your ass to work!
In the name of the great classics Your Despicable."
Time for a new Bob the Fish, needing more ideas, send em to the post in http://nnsbeerthirty.blogspot.com
COD I am pwning you PvP Ninjah :) ~
An IDIOT, someone thats worried about the outlook of someone you haven't been involved with for 1 year or more.
OMG Ok, I have officially banned FAMILY GUY, STAR WARS because they interpret, Obi Wan as being the CHILD MOLESTER, where'd they get that?
'I am Darh vader, I do troopers anyway that I can."
'Hey buddy you got a gun?" Yeah I got me a rail gun, a 22, a couple 357 and a plasma pistol, whatcha lookin for? lol - Nabz N James
Religions brainwashing masses into following and killing those that don't believe what they do? we are in Fallout 3 right now, Fallout vegas
Me and James have realized, Springfield Mo is like a giant storm launcher! The storms hit OZARK MTS and then launch and land east of us
Druids are satanists - lol, James, (Bro you gotta study a lil more bro, sorry, hahahahahahaha )
You got better odds o runnin thro a cornfeild neckid, den drivin @ this point n time w/ the amount o alcohol you got in ya. Keys captured.
OMFG, Being attacked by a dog, and left my DOGGIE treats in my other pants AGAIN...... I wish I wouls wuit doi- this.... ahhh HELP!
Show me a womens ASS, and I can tell ya how many miles are on it - James, friend to the Portal House.
Nipple lickin love, see Snatch for more info, email him at nabznsnatch.beerthirty.com subject: Snatch n Ballz, and make ur request.
On the porch of the Portal House, prodution studio for BEER 30 and Backhand Studios, Tippin a Beer to our followers!
(STAY TUNED)
Monday, April 25, 2011
Beer 30 Live Feeds
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Click on "Home" at the top. Now click in the SEARCH box near the top of the facebook page, it should say facebook next to it, or search facebook. In this box type the following:
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This player is a tribute to the sounds of Entropia, find out more about the Entropia Universe (A hobby of Nabz') at http://www.entropiauniverse.com
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Creating BeerZone
(Above Image) The Portal House, Artist Commune, Springfield, Mo
I own a house in Missouri, and it is called "The Portal". The house is a thing with a purpose, to bring cost effective living to art minded people, while assisting in getting their art career in motion, starting on a part time level. Hobbyists, that are out for the fullness of life.
Before pictures of the basement in the Portal House. The future plans include but are not limited to a Bar, a Blue and Green screen background, and comfortable seating. Another area will be designated for animated filming.
The complete space is 10 feet wide by 30 feet deep, we need to make the set appropriate for lighting and filming, and proper placement of permanent cameras for future edited footage.
We are converting the Basement are into the Beer 30 Studio, which will be called BeerZone. The final product will include seating, a Bar, and a green-screen or blue-screen background. We are thinking of incorporating both colors, one for the background and the other for a viewer screen which we can show clips of interest on. This page is about the construction and development of this studio. The concept behind Beer 30 is an art movement, and allowing the public to witness the good bad and the ugly of the production process. Involve yourself, submit suggestions, and become involved as an artist.
As you can see, we have a lot of work ahead of us. My computer repair shop will be behind this area to the right and also accessible from the side area of the set. The laundry room is to the east of the area, and a wall will have to be built to prevent rogues sounds and noises that may come from upstairs or the rest of the common areas of the house.
ITEMS WE NEED:
Blue and Green Screen material, one or the other needs to be large, aprox 6ft x 20ft
Recording cameras on digital x4 (1-2-3-4)
Sound mixer board, computer accessable
Video Editing package - (we have this 3500$ software)
Wood for building bar (Also looking for bar designs, 5foot length)
- Taps $200 ech, need 3 (1-2-3+1) = 4
- Counter Surface
- Under counter cooler
- Over head glass hangers
Track or film quality mountable lighting
Sheetrock for adding walls and barriers 8 sheets (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8)
8 gallons of white paint for the ceiling (to help refract light) (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8)
20 2x4 studs for framing (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20)
Electrical wire, junction switch and wall mounted power outlets (25ft wire)
- 25ft wire (3 strand)
- Junction box switch
- Wall mounted power strip
(Red is for things we still need, Green is for things we now have.)
FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE MATERIALS FOR DONATION
You will forever be in the credits for helping create Beer 30 Studios, BeerZone.
This will be the home of the Beer 30 comedy talk show.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
SQUATERS - Episode Scrypts
Basis of the show, is a group of vagrants and the encounters they have on a day to day level as they live out life in their inner city squat house. Nabz and Snatch both make 2cnd parts in the show, as people that know or encounter the SQUATERS.
You can watch throughout the creative process, add your comments and suggestions. We always welcome other artistic input. This is a BEER 30 Production. Watch as the work goes from raw and unwritten, to written, and then produced and recorded, and turn into a cartoon episode.
SQUATERS: Is planned to be a 1/4 part of the Beer 30 Show, with Nabz and Snatch.
Settings will be Listed, and Sublabeled, so they label can be used in future scrypts.
Main Squaters: (Added to Date)
Biff (Whom does work)
Bagz (Intellectual Drug Addict)
Zeke (The Poly User)
Main friends: (As of this Publish Date)
Pan Head
Fluff (Local Pot dealer)
Bad Betty (Bettys clothes & coffee (BEATNIK)
Mr Hair (Head Shop Owner)
Nabz
Snatch
Tripple H (or 3H) The H.appy, H.ump, H.ippie) As he sells sex and sex toys)
Mr Trix (The hard roller)
Spazz (The unpredictable thug)
Intro Scene: (amoung street chitter chatter) 30 secs (INTRODUCTION CLIP, EVERY EPISODE)
>>>>
Setting: Pan the City, smooth in to the alley past sea gulls, buildings and traffic. Intro animation to stop on 3 figures near an alley. After scenes of productive citizens , familys and passers by. It stops on this group ~
3 guys on a street corner, panning to the 4th in the alley
One spanging change, bystanders drop money in, his sign says something diff, each week- "Blind, Help"
(Passers by are thanked in turn by the bumb)
Pan next, two exchanging drugs for money (talking about their drug deal)
pan further a 4th guy, takin a leak in the alley and saying "Ahhh"
An old man down the street, shakes his cane and yells, "Go sit somewhere else, you damn -SQUATERS!"
(Squaters is scrawled poorly on a cardboard sign) End clip
>>>>
Setting: Biffs Apartment (BA): Ragged stained couches on either side of a tv. Beer bottles everywhere \, and random junk mounted to the walls as art. A punk paradise. Wall paint is peeling, drains and faucets don't work right, it is always cold or hot depending on which is worse. One window, that looks down into the alley. this veiw would be Labeled as setting (BAAV) Biffs Apartment Alley Veiw.
Episode 1:
Scene 1: Living Room, Bagz watching TV. Biff has returned from work, and is covered in fish scales and slime.
"Man you stink" Bagz
TV: Newscaster: "And today the council approves to give more money to unproductive people, that claim their disability is their addiction to drugs and alchohol. They will be put on a new system, that will intend to move them forward with living normal lives again."
"God, I am so sick of my job. I am glad I have the next 2 days off." Biff, removing oil skins.
"Just about the time you finally wash the smell off your skin." Bagz, "You could always file for section 6."
"What?" Biff, washing up in the bathroom.
"check this out man, check it out, its for REEEEEAAAAL man, its on the NEWWWS -" Bagz
Biff sits on the couch and they watch the news....
TV: Broadcaster Jones: "Yes, thats right. The city has decided to give my god damn tax money to drug addicts, that chose to become that way in the first place. Can you beleive this stupid bullshit! What about putting that money into after school programs and rehab and vocational centers to teach these bumbs how to get a job and be productive members of society! We need to stand up and ~"
Biff scrambles for the remote, and flips to the game system, and begins loggin into his game- Absolute insane driver 2000x, as the screens flip, bagz is in shock.
"Dude" Bagz
"What?" Biff
"Dude, did you not hear that?" The sound of surprise in his voice, shock.
"Hear what?" Biff, focuses on the game.
"The news piece man. Oh my frickin god dude! Its the answer your looking for!" Bagz gets excited.
Jumps a bridge and is dodging 3 police cars.
"Seriously man, if we could get on this thing, they pay for everything!"
"Like what?" Biff seems to half pay attention.
"Well, they pay for your living, you get an apartment. They give you a check every day."
"What? A check?" Biff shocked, looks away from the game for a second.
"Yeah man. It is in the paper too. Look -" bagz hands Biff the newspaper, that had the section circled in red.
"Wow, man" Biff reads for a minute. "Wow man. We need to do this. How do we do this?" Looks at bagz shocked.
Bagz with a loving expression replies " We get really fucked up dude."
"Sweeet.." Biff agrees, " And I have the next 2 days off."
A long pause.
Biff stands and jumps about the room "Man your such a freakin genius nerd!" Biff shouts, "I am glad I let you drink all my coffee, and eat all my cereal! You have found the fuckin answer!"
"So what do we have to do? You know to make this happen?" Biff looks toward Bagz in question.
"Again... as I said." Bagz replies calmly, "Do lots of drugs."
Scene 2-3: Minutes of them paying and receiving drugs and doing drugs, and others doing them as well and being drunk and passing out, and messed up and falling around the house. They sit, messed up side by side.
"Wow, this is the craziest idea ever man." Biff
"What a lot of people eat mayonnaise on their peanut butter sandwich man." Bagz
"No, no, not that. Though your right there, that is some crazy good stuff. But not as high on my list as say shit sandwiches but hey- whatever man. No, you fucker..." Biff throws an empty can at bagz.
"That we are working on becoming addicts so we can File for Section 6." Biff finishes, lighting a smoke.
"Yeah we are bad asses." Bagz
"So how does this work? Your the news guy. What the hell is the deal? Why are they handing money out like this to people that are simply falling to the hand of their own stupidity?" Biff, flippin channels.
"Well the local government has people that look for federal loopholes. Your not a city without one of those types of people on your staff. 90% of your income, comes from federal tax loopholes. So then found one that pays them, for us being addicts. End of the story, God Bless the Democrats." Bagz smiles.
"Why the Democrats? I don't get it?" Biff stops on a cartoon.
"Well dumb ass, the Democrats support big government, and funded projects. They get voted in, because they make sloth rewards available to the masses. They are genius politicians." Bagz explained, " See they GIVE to the people from the IMAGINARY federal well of life, we call the Treasury for stupid causes, and it in turn they get the VOTES to stay in power, collecting their checks. It is a HUGE scam man."
"Wow, that was heavy man." Now liquid in his seat."Whoo! Checks for everybody! Long live the SVHG!"
"What? The Svhg?!" Bagz
"Nevermind, online gaming man. An ultimate victory! And a looong story." Biff
"Ok, gothcha." Bagz points (end scene)
Scene 4: More drugs and friends at the door later. They realize they need MORRE drugs, they are not messed up enough. Yet they can both barely move. Bagz is screaming for more uppers, to bring his downs up.
PLANNED ORDER OF EVENTS (Feel free to comment BELOW)
Bagz arguement they are not addicted enough THEY need more drugs
Try and run out of drugs
Bagz says more drugs and talks biff into savings
long weekend of messed up
(paraphanillia is already everywhere)
not enough not enough not enough
something (drug ) strange they dont know - biff freaks out
finally enough
ok they go to the office
All to get federal $
Them all messed up walking in to apply
HOURS of applying --- typical BBullshit like the DOT (compare)
long and arduouse visit.
them walking out of filing building- (all that torture while high)
bagz " they didnt say anything about a waiting list on TV man, its not my fault!"
Biff " Just shut up"
"But..." Bagz
"No," angry pause " I said shut it beatrice. Fucking shut it." Biff spits into siluette
"remember~" Bagz
"Susie, Susie... don't make me hurt you again." Biff shakin fists siluette, "Shut it."
EPISODE IDEAS, and tidbits:
Bagz on halloween with as sponge bob he has spundge bob drawn on him
Guy getting head, and another dude walks up on them in the alley, drawn by growling noises, he approaches and sees a woman on her knees in front of a guy, growling and moving her head. The 2 dudes look at one another in disbalief, and the receiver says "I have no idea what she is doing either."
You can watch throughout the creative process, add your comments and suggestions. We always welcome other artistic input. This is a BEER 30 Production. Watch as the work goes from raw and unwritten, to written, and then produced and recorded, and turn into a cartoon episode.
SQUATERS: Is planned to be a 1/4 part of the Beer 30 Show, with Nabz and Snatch.
Settings will be Listed, and Sublabeled, so they label can be used in future scrypts.
Main Squaters: (Added to Date)
Biff (Whom does work)
Bagz (Intellectual Drug Addict)
Zeke (The Poly User)
Main friends: (As of this Publish Date)
Pan Head
Fluff (Local Pot dealer)
Bad Betty (Bettys clothes & coffee (BEATNIK)
Mr Hair (Head Shop Owner)
Nabz
Snatch
Tripple H (or 3H) The H.appy, H.ump, H.ippie) As he sells sex and sex toys)
Mr Trix (The hard roller)
Spazz (The unpredictable thug)
Intro Scene: (amoung street chitter chatter) 30 secs (INTRODUCTION CLIP, EVERY EPISODE)
>>>>
Setting: Pan the City, smooth in to the alley past sea gulls, buildings and traffic. Intro animation to stop on 3 figures near an alley. After scenes of productive citizens , familys and passers by. It stops on this group ~
3 guys on a street corner, panning to the 4th in the alley
One spanging change, bystanders drop money in, his sign says something diff, each week- "Blind, Help"
(Passers by are thanked in turn by the bumb)
Pan next, two exchanging drugs for money (talking about their drug deal)
pan further a 4th guy, takin a leak in the alley and saying "Ahhh"
An old man down the street, shakes his cane and yells, "Go sit somewhere else, you damn -SQUATERS!"
(Squaters is scrawled poorly on a cardboard sign) End clip
>>>>
Setting: Biffs Apartment (BA): Ragged stained couches on either side of a tv. Beer bottles everywhere \, and random junk mounted to the walls as art. A punk paradise. Wall paint is peeling, drains and faucets don't work right, it is always cold or hot depending on which is worse. One window, that looks down into the alley. this veiw would be Labeled as setting (BAAV) Biffs Apartment Alley Veiw.
Episode 1:
Scene 1: Living Room, Bagz watching TV. Biff has returned from work, and is covered in fish scales and slime.
"Man you stink" Bagz
TV: Newscaster: "And today the council approves to give more money to unproductive people, that claim their disability is their addiction to drugs and alchohol. They will be put on a new system, that will intend to move them forward with living normal lives again."
"God, I am so sick of my job. I am glad I have the next 2 days off." Biff, removing oil skins.
"Just about the time you finally wash the smell off your skin." Bagz, "You could always file for section 6."
"What?" Biff, washing up in the bathroom.
"check this out man, check it out, its for REEEEEAAAAL man, its on the NEWWWS -" Bagz
Biff sits on the couch and they watch the news....
TV: Broadcaster Jones: "Yes, thats right. The city has decided to give my god damn tax money to drug addicts, that chose to become that way in the first place. Can you beleive this stupid bullshit! What about putting that money into after school programs and rehab and vocational centers to teach these bumbs how to get a job and be productive members of society! We need to stand up and ~"
Biff scrambles for the remote, and flips to the game system, and begins loggin into his game- Absolute insane driver 2000x, as the screens flip, bagz is in shock.
"Dude" Bagz
"What?" Biff
"Dude, did you not hear that?" The sound of surprise in his voice, shock.
"Hear what?" Biff, focuses on the game.
"The news piece man. Oh my frickin god dude! Its the answer your looking for!" Bagz gets excited.
Jumps a bridge and is dodging 3 police cars.
"Seriously man, if we could get on this thing, they pay for everything!"
"Like what?" Biff seems to half pay attention.
"Well, they pay for your living, you get an apartment. They give you a check every day."
"What? A check?" Biff shocked, looks away from the game for a second.
"Yeah man. It is in the paper too. Look -" bagz hands Biff the newspaper, that had the section circled in red.
"Wow, man" Biff reads for a minute. "Wow man. We need to do this. How do we do this?" Looks at bagz shocked.
Bagz with a loving expression replies " We get really fucked up dude."
"Sweeet.." Biff agrees, " And I have the next 2 days off."
A long pause.
Biff stands and jumps about the room "Man your such a freakin genius nerd!" Biff shouts, "I am glad I let you drink all my coffee, and eat all my cereal! You have found the fuckin answer!"
"So what do we have to do? You know to make this happen?" Biff looks toward Bagz in question.
"Again... as I said." Bagz replies calmly, "Do lots of drugs."
Scene 2-3: Minutes of them paying and receiving drugs and doing drugs, and others doing them as well and being drunk and passing out, and messed up and falling around the house. They sit, messed up side by side.
"Wow, this is the craziest idea ever man." Biff
"What a lot of people eat mayonnaise on their peanut butter sandwich man." Bagz
"No, no, not that. Though your right there, that is some crazy good stuff. But not as high on my list as say shit sandwiches but hey- whatever man. No, you fucker..." Biff throws an empty can at bagz.
"That we are working on becoming addicts so we can File for Section 6." Biff finishes, lighting a smoke.
"Yeah we are bad asses." Bagz
"So how does this work? Your the news guy. What the hell is the deal? Why are they handing money out like this to people that are simply falling to the hand of their own stupidity?" Biff, flippin channels.
"Well the local government has people that look for federal loopholes. Your not a city without one of those types of people on your staff. 90% of your income, comes from federal tax loopholes. So then found one that pays them, for us being addicts. End of the story, God Bless the Democrats." Bagz smiles.
"Why the Democrats? I don't get it?" Biff stops on a cartoon.
"Well dumb ass, the Democrats support big government, and funded projects. They get voted in, because they make sloth rewards available to the masses. They are genius politicians." Bagz explained, " See they GIVE to the people from the IMAGINARY federal well of life, we call the Treasury for stupid causes, and it in turn they get the VOTES to stay in power, collecting their checks. It is a HUGE scam man."
"Wow, that was heavy man." Now liquid in his seat."Whoo! Checks for everybody! Long live the SVHG!"
"What? The Svhg?!" Bagz
"Nevermind, online gaming man. An ultimate victory! And a looong story." Biff
"Ok, gothcha." Bagz points (end scene)
Scene 4: More drugs and friends at the door later. They realize they need MORRE drugs, they are not messed up enough. Yet they can both barely move. Bagz is screaming for more uppers, to bring his downs up.
PLANNED ORDER OF EVENTS (Feel free to comment BELOW)
Bagz arguement they are not addicted enough THEY need more drugs
Try and run out of drugs
Bagz says more drugs and talks biff into savings
long weekend of messed up
(paraphanillia is already everywhere)
not enough not enough not enough
something (drug ) strange they dont know - biff freaks out
finally enough
ok they go to the office
All to get federal $
Them all messed up walking in to apply
HOURS of applying --- typical BBullshit like the DOT (compare)
long and arduouse visit.
them walking out of filing building- (all that torture while high)
bagz " they didnt say anything about a waiting list on TV man, its not my fault!"
Biff " Just shut up"
"But..." Bagz
"No," angry pause " I said shut it beatrice. Fucking shut it." Biff spits into siluette
"remember~" Bagz
"Susie, Susie... don't make me hurt you again." Biff shakin fists siluette, "Shut it."
EPISODE IDEAS, and tidbits:
Bagz on halloween with as sponge bob he has spundge bob drawn on him
Guy getting head, and another dude walks up on them in the alley, drawn by growling noises, he approaches and sees a woman on her knees in front of a guy, growling and moving her head. The 2 dudes look at one another in disbalief, and the receiver says "I have no idea what she is doing either."
Saturday, April 16, 2011
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For affiliation email pcspyder@gmail.com subject "nnsadvertising"
Thank you for your interest.
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Bob the Fish Submissions
Bob the fish is a short about a grumpy and bored lonely fish and the others he is exposed to. Coming up with ideas for guests in his tank is a good stressor on ones creative process. We are offering you the veiwer to create a guest to visit Bob. Remember there must be something annoying about this guest for Bob to eat them. Props they would have, and what they might be saying or doing. A template is below, make your submission to us via email at Nabznsnatch.beerthirty@gmail.com or in the Comments below, or on Facebook at Beer30! Submissions that are used will be sent a Beer30 or Bob the Fish T-shirt, and their name in the credits on their fish episode! Weee! Remember Beer30 is adult content, the sky is the limit, other than all applicants must be 18 years of age or older.
EPISODE TEMPLATE
Fish guest: (Example Hobo Fish, Hyper Fish)
Guest fish Description: (Example: Hobo fish has a goatee, and is spotted, shaped like a shark.)
Props: (Items that go with the fish and what they do, Example: Hobo fish has bugs buzzing around him, and is carrying a Hobo sack)
SCRYPT: (Bob does not speak in ANY scrypt, do not have Bob talk, you can give him actions though. Example: Bob looks at the visitor with surprise. An example is below.)
Hobo Fish enters the tank and begins talking:
"Hey howya doin? I'm just passing through ~" (so the fishes conversation or actions are listed out here)
Bugs zip around his body- Bob eats a bug and is annoyed.
Bob eats Hobo.
Or, you can simply write out your idea in one complete statement:
EXAMPLE: Bob meets a Hobo fish that is talking about how clean bobs tank is. The Hobo talks about how the last tank he was in was dirty and bug ridden. A bug catches Bobs attention, and Bob is angry, and eats the Hobo fish.
If responding in the posts or in e-mail, leave contact info, so that we may get back to you should your idea be used. Include an alias, if you would like, or your name and how you want it to appear in the credits, for your FISH. Good luck!
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EPISODE TEMPLATE
Fish guest: (Example Hobo Fish, Hyper Fish)
Guest fish Description: (Example: Hobo fish has a goatee, and is spotted, shaped like a shark.)
Props: (Items that go with the fish and what they do, Example: Hobo fish has bugs buzzing around him, and is carrying a Hobo sack)
SCRYPT: (Bob does not speak in ANY scrypt, do not have Bob talk, you can give him actions though. Example: Bob looks at the visitor with surprise. An example is below.)
Hobo Fish enters the tank and begins talking:
"Hey howya doin? I'm just passing through ~" (so the fishes conversation or actions are listed out here)
Bugs zip around his body- Bob eats a bug and is annoyed.
Bob eats Hobo.
Or, you can simply write out your idea in one complete statement:
EXAMPLE: Bob meets a Hobo fish that is talking about how clean bobs tank is. The Hobo talks about how the last tank he was in was dirty and bug ridden. A bug catches Bobs attention, and Bob is angry, and eats the Hobo fish.
If responding in the posts or in e-mail, leave contact info, so that we may get back to you should your idea be used. Include an alias, if you would like, or your name and how you want it to appear in the credits, for your FISH. Good luck!
-Link to Beer 30 Product Page
Urban words
During the creative process that is Nabz and Snatch Beer 30, we have come across some key phrases and words that have not been documented. So Beer 30 is doing its best to make this a documented ordeal. As you see, the LIVE interview versions of Nabz and Snatch have yet to be recorded and released, this is because of the nature of our program. Our eventual intention is to make a 1 hour program, full of animated skits along with our interview segments. So during the animation production and small skit recordings, we have a live atmosphere here at the Portal House in Missourah. Here are some of our words:
Bob the Fish
Bob the Fish
Bob is bored and lonely. Everytime a new fish is placed in his tank, he seems to find the nerve to remove them. The old fashioned way~
Episode 2: Bob meets a Hobo
Episode 1: Bob meets Zippy
"Bob the Fish" is a type of Chitlid, that lives in a bowl. As we all know, these types of fish eat nearly anything you place in the bowl with them. The name Bob, was actually taken from the "Church of Bob", the "Bob the Fish" series, are 1:00-1:15m skits, about a disgruntled chitlid in a world of feeder fish. "Bob the Fish" has no affiliation with http://www.bobthefish.com/ whomm base their material on the fishing industry. this is about meat eating pet fish, and mildly about fish as meat.
Bob is bored and lonely. Everytime a new fish is placed in his tank, he seems to find the nerve to remove them. The old fashioned way~
Episode 2: Bob meets a Hobo
Episode 1: Bob meets Zippy
"Bob the Fish" is a type of Chitlid, that lives in a bowl. As we all know, these types of fish eat nearly anything you place in the bowl with them. The name Bob, was actually taken from the "Church of Bob", the "Bob the Fish" series, are 1:00-1:15m skits, about a disgruntled chitlid in a world of feeder fish. "Bob the Fish" has no affiliation with http://www.bobthefish.com/ whomm base their material on the fishing industry. this is about meat eating pet fish, and mildly about fish as meat.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Tosh.0 Submission
This is the Tosh.0 Submission already uploaded and sent to the Comedy Central Website.
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