SQUATERS - Episode Scrypts

Basis of the show, is a group of vagrants and the encounters they have on a day to day level as they live out life in their inner city squat house. Nabz and Snatch both make 2cnd parts in the show, as people that know or encounter the SQUATERS.

You can watch throughout the creative process, add your comments and suggestions. We always welcome other artistic input. This is a BEER 30 Production. Watch as the work goes from raw and unwritten, to written, and then produced and recorded, and turn into a cartoon episode.

SQUATERS: Is planned to be a 1/4 part of the Beer 30 Show, with Nabz and Snatch.

Settings will be Listed, and Sublabeled, so they label can be used in future scrypts.

Main Squaters: (Added to Date)
Biff (Whom does work)
Bagz (Intellectual Drug Addict)
Zeke (The Poly User)

Main friends: (As of this Publish Date)
Pan Head
Fluff (Local Pot dealer)
Bad Betty (Bettys clothes & coffee (BEATNIK)
Mr Hair (Head Shop Owner)
Nabz
Snatch
Tripple H (or 3H) The H.appy, H.ump, H.ippie) As he sells sex and sex toys)
Mr Trix (The hard roller)
Spazz (The unpredictable thug)


Intro Scene: (amoung street chitter chatter) 30 secs (INTRODUCTION CLIP, EVERY EPISODE)
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Setting: Pan the City, smooth in to the alley past sea gulls, buildings and traffic. Intro animation to stop on 3 figures near an alley. After scenes of productive citizens , familys and passers by. It stops on this group ~

3 guys on a street corner, panning to the 4th in the alley
One spanging change, bystanders drop money in, his sign says something diff, each week- "Blind, Help"
(Passers by are thanked in turn by the bumb)

Pan next, two exchanging drugs for money (talking about their drug deal)
pan further a 4th guy, takin a leak in the alley and saying "Ahhh"
An old man down the street, shakes his cane and yells, "Go sit somewhere else, you damn -SQUATERS!"
(Squaters is scrawled poorly on a cardboard sign) End clip
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Setting: Biffs Apartment (BA): Ragged stained couches on either side of a tv. Beer bottles everywhere \, and random junk mounted to the walls as art. A punk paradise. Wall paint is peeling, drains and faucets don't work right, it is always cold or hot depending on which is worse. One window, that looks down into the alley. this veiw would be Labeled as setting (BAAV) Biffs Apartment Alley Veiw.

Episode 1:

Scene 1: Living Room, Bagz watching TV. Biff has returned from work, and is covered in fish scales and slime.

"Man you stink" Bagz

TV: Newscaster: "And today the council approves to give more money to unproductive people, that claim their disability is their addiction to drugs and alchohol. They will be put on a new system, that will intend to move them forward with living normal lives again."

"God, I am so sick of my job. I am glad I have the next 2 days off." Biff, removing oil skins.

"Just about the time you finally wash the smell off your skin." Bagz, "You could always file for section 6."

"What?" Biff, washing up in the bathroom.

"check this out man, check it out, its for REEEEEAAAAL man, its on the NEWWWS -" Bagz

Biff sits on the couch and they watch the news....

TV: Broadcaster Jones: "Yes, thats right. The city has decided to give my god damn tax money to drug addicts, that chose to become that way in the first place. Can you beleive this stupid bullshit! What about putting that money into after school programs and rehab and vocational centers to teach these bumbs how to get a job and be productive members of society! We need to stand up and ~"

Biff scrambles for the remote, and flips to the game system, and begins loggin into his game- Absolute insane driver 2000x, as the screens flip, bagz is in shock.

"Dude" Bagz

"What?" Biff

"Dude, did you not hear that?" The sound of surprise in his voice, shock.

"Hear what?" Biff, focuses on the game.

"The news piece man. Oh my frickin god dude! Its the answer your looking for!" Bagz gets excited.

 Jumps a bridge and is dodging 3 police cars.

"Seriously man, if we could get on this thing, they pay for everything!"

"Like what?" Biff seems to half pay attention.

"Well, they pay for your living, you get an apartment. They give you a check every day."

"What? A check?" Biff shocked, looks away from the game for a second.

"Yeah man. It is in the paper too. Look -" bagz hands Biff the newspaper, that had the section circled in red.

"Wow, man" Biff reads for a minute. "Wow man. We need to do this. How do we do this?" Looks at bagz shocked.

Bagz with a loving expression replies " We get really fucked up dude."

"Sweeet.." Biff agrees, " And I have the next 2 days off."

A long pause.

Biff stands and jumps about the room "Man your such a freakin genius nerd!" Biff shouts, "I am glad I let you drink all my coffee, and eat all my cereal! You have found the fuckin answer!"

"So what do we have to do? You know to make this happen?" Biff looks toward Bagz in question.

"Again... as I said." Bagz replies calmly, "Do lots of drugs."

Scene 2-3: Minutes of them paying and receiving drugs and doing drugs, and others doing them as well and being drunk and passing out, and messed up and falling around the house. They sit, messed up side by side.

"Wow, this is the craziest idea ever man." Biff

"What a lot of people eat mayonnaise on their peanut butter sandwich man." Bagz

"No, no, not that. Though your right there, that is some crazy good stuff. But not as high on my list as say shit sandwiches but hey- whatever man. No, you fucker..."  Biff throws an empty can at bagz.

"That we are working on becoming addicts so we can File for Section 6." Biff finishes, lighting a smoke.

"Yeah we are bad asses." Bagz

 "So how does this work? Your the news guy. What the hell is the deal? Why are they handing money out like this to people that are simply falling to the hand of their own stupidity?" Biff, flippin channels.

"Well the local government has people that look for federal loopholes. Your not a city without one of those types of people on your staff. 90% of your income, comes from federal tax loopholes. So then found one that pays them, for us being addicts. End of the story, God Bless the Democrats." Bagz smiles.

"Why the Democrats? I don't get it?" Biff stops on a cartoon.

"Well dumb ass, the Democrats support big government, and funded projects. They get voted in, because they make sloth rewards available to the masses. They are genius politicians." Bagz explained, " See they GIVE to the people from the IMAGINARY federal well of life, we call the Treasury for stupid causes, and it in turn they get the VOTES to stay in power, collecting their checks. It is a HUGE scam man."

"Wow, that was heavy man." Now liquid in his seat."Whoo! Checks for everybody! Long live the SVHG!"

"What? The Svhg?!" Bagz

"Nevermind, online gaming man. An ultimate victory! And a looong story." Biff

"Ok, gothcha." Bagz points (end scene)







Scene 4: More drugs and friends at the door later. They realize they need MORRE drugs, they are not messed up enough. Yet they can both barely move. Bagz is screaming for more uppers, to bring his downs up.




PLANNED ORDER OF EVENTS (Feel free to comment BELOW)

Bagz arguement they are not addicted enough THEY need more drugs

Try and run out of drugs
Bagz says more drugs and talks biff into savings
long weekend of messed up
(paraphanillia is already everywhere)
not enough not enough not enough
something (drug ) strange they dont know - biff freaks out
finally enough
ok they go to the office


All to get federal $
Them all messed up walking in to apply

HOURS of applying --- typical BBullshit like the DOT (compare)
long and arduouse visit.

them walking out of filing building- (all that torture while high)
bagz " they didnt say anything about a waiting list on TV man, its not my fault!"
Biff " Just shut up"
"But..." Bagz
"No," angry pause " I said shut it beatrice. Fucking shut it." Biff spits into siluette
"remember~" Bagz
"Susie, Susie... don't make me hurt you again." Biff shakin fists siluette, "Shut it."


EPISODE IDEAS, and tidbits:
Bagz on halloween with as sponge bob he has spundge bob drawn on him
Guy getting head, and another dude walks up on them in the alley, drawn by growling noises, he approaches and sees a woman on her knees in front of a guy, growling and moving her head. The 2 dudes look at one another in disbalief, and the receiver says "I have no idea what she is doing either."

Remote won't work unless you have a remote Tv

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Bob eats Hobo.

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Bob the Fish

Bob the Fish
Bob is bored and lonely. Everytime a new fish is placed in his tank, he seems to find the nerve to remove them. The old fashioned way~


Episode 2: Bob meets a Hobo



Episode 1: Bob meets Zippy



"Bob the Fish" is a type of Chitlid, that lives in a bowl. As we all know, these types of fish eat nearly anything you place in the bowl with them. The name Bob, was actually taken from the "Church of Bob", the "Bob the Fish" series, are 1:00-1:15m skits, about a disgruntled chitlid in a world of feeder fish. "Bob the Fish" has no affiliation with http://www.bobthefish.com/ whomm base their material on the fishing industry. this is about meat eating pet fish, and mildly about fish as meat.

Tosh.0 Submission

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